MEMORABLE QUOTES [Teen Titans, beast wars, Starship Troopers]

TEEN TITANS

Raven: [on the communicator] Raven calling Robin.
Beast Boy: Raven!
Raven: Anyone *other* than Beast Boy...

Dr. Light: No one defeats Dr. Light! No one!
Raven: [appears behind Dr. Light] Remember me?
Dr. Light: [mortified] I'd like to go to jail now, please.

Raven: [after she and Starfire have switched bodies] Starfire! You have to calm down. My powers are driven by emotion. The more you feel, the more energy you unleash.
Starfire: I will try to calm down.
[takes a few deep breaths and closes her eyes]
Starfire: Peace... quiet... tranquil...
[her powers cause a car to flip over and blow sky high]
Raven: We are sooo doomed.

Cyborg: [trying to convince Raven to come to the birthday party they're throwing for her] We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it.

[Starfire, Cyborg and Robin are sitting at a picnic table]
Starfire: This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful.
Cyborg: Uh, Starfire?
Robin: That's mustard.
Starfire: Is there more?
[Robin and Cyborg stare at her weirdly]

[the Teen Titans arrive back at the Tower. Starfire bursts through the door, gleeful]
Starfire: Come, Friends. I shall thank you all by reciting the Poem of Gratitude. All six thousand verses.
[the Titans look shocked]

Beast Boy: See? SHE thinks I'm funny.
Raven: Statistically, someone has to.

Starfire: You guys. I don't know what to do? I've tried every joke, and every bodily noise I can think of and Beast Boy still won't wake up. I'm afraid Beast Boy's brain is lost forever.
Raven: Beast Boy had a brain?
Beast Boy: [laughing] Good one... Hey wait a minute? Dude that's not funny. I totally have a brain. I just don't use it much.

Robin: You've got a problem, Tin Man?
Cyborg: YEAH. It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel.

Control Freak: I am the masterof monsters. I am your worst nightmares come to life. I am... Control Freak!
[Makes aplause sound with remote control and tvs]
Raven: A couch-potato with a souped-up remote. I'm petrified.
Control Freak: You will be. You will be.

Starfire: Your Atlas is nothing but a Zolworg Tubeck Plixing Zarbmarker!
Beast Boy: Yeah, what she said!

Beast Boy: This is the best pie in the history of pie.

Starfire: Raven, did you hear the strange noises too?
Raven: The strange noises of you shouting outside my door? Kinda hard to miss.

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BEAST WARS

Cheetor: Aw, forget him, big R. You and I can go to the Six Lasers Over Cybertron amusement park. There's the Space Slide, and the Galaxy Coasters...
Rattrap: Kid, don't make me hurt ya.

Blackarachnia: Oh no. You're not saving my life again? AFTER I SHOT YOU?
Silverbolt: It is my duty as a Maximal and a heroic character.
Blackarachnia: You know I like 'em big and stupid but you're really pushing it.

Blackarachnia: Great. I get paired with the one cat who lands on his head.

Rattrap: Get yer shiny new butt skyward and see if you can find Chopperface before the Preds do.
Cheetor: You mean fly?
Rattrap: Do I mean fly... No. I meant take a *submarine*.

Cheetor: Jumpin' gyros, Optimus sure learns a new body fast.
Rattrap: Yeah, well whaddaya expect? He changes 'em often enough.

Silverbolt: [Howls in pain while holding Blackarachnia's shell]
Rattrap: Sheesh. Where's my cyberviolin?
Rhinox: Very touching Silverbolt but she's just in stasis lock.
Rattrap: Yeah so if you could stop crushing her to your manly torso plate for a while what say we start the repairs?

Optimus Primal: It's us, Cheetor. Your friends. We know you can do it.
[Optimus takes is spark energy and transfers it to Cheetor's spark]
Optimus Primal: Do it Cheetor... Maximize!
Cheetor: Maximize!
Optimus Primal: Yes, Cheetor.
[Optimus lifts Cheetor off the ground]
Optimus Primal: You did it.
Cheetor: [growling] Oh, Optimus! Back off, okay? You're embarrassing me.
[looking at Silverbolt and Rattrap]
Cheetor: You looking at something?
Rattrap: Oh, joy. Cyber puberty!

Rattrap: Would you lie down, and groan for crying out loud, you're supposed to be half dead.
Dinobot: If you do not shut up vermin you shall be my role model.
Rattrap: Oh yeah and who's gonna...
[Tigatron growls]
Rattrap: All right. All right. I'm shutting up. If it ain't the dinosaurs up your nose it's the felines.

Megatron: Optimus Primal?
Optimus Primal: Megatron? I'd say it's good to see you but my truth circuits would over-load.

Rattrap: Aw man! It's your fault that I ain't kicking back on Cybertron right now you over-grown stinky iguana.
Dinobot: I did the planet a favor.
Rattrap: You want me to show you just how velociraptors got extinct?
Optimus Primal: They're taking it well.
Cheetor: I wouldn't want it any other way.

Rattrap: Huh, I ain't dead!
Depthcharge: This day's just full of disappointments...

Waspinator: Waspinator to Megatron. Waspinator has... OW... female fleshy bot... OW... but there is problem...
Megatron: She'd better not be injured.
Waspinator: No, she injuring Waspinator... OW!
Megatron: Ahh, situation normal then. Yes.

Waspinator: Inferno blow up, Waspinator must salvage. Waspinator blow up, nobody salvage. Oh, why universe hate Waspinator?

Waspinator: Ant-bot could not find own thorax with two hands and a road map!

Megatron: Quickly, damage report!
Waspinator: Damage moderate... Waspinator in pain... but still functional!
Megatron: Not you, imbecile! THE COMPUTER!

Optimus Primal: [upon finding a plant that spits spiked seeds] See? We've learned something.
Dinobot: Yes. From now on I shoot my dinner salad before I eat it.

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STARSHIP TROOPERS

Dizzy: There's nothing like a bug hunt to get your juices flowing!
Gossard: So, what do you do to relax, Flores? Bungee jump without the cord?
Dizzy: Hey! No guts, no glory.
Rico: [mutters to Jenkins] No brains.
Jenkins: No kidding.

Jenkins: [Observing the battlefield on Pluto] They never mentioned this in the commercials.
Rico: I think we should sue.

Brutto: [after finding out that Lieutenant Razak makes the decision to go underground in order to save Rico on their first mission in Pluto] Lieutenant is insane!
Doc: Hey, we're fighting giant bugs on freaking Pluto, man! We're all insane!

Rico: [after getting the order to bring a marauder suit up a mountain and hearing the consequences of the damage to the suit] What comes from nothing is nothing
Brutto: What was that?
Rico: Nothing!

Doc: Radical reconstructive surgery is the only option.
Gossard: Leg's that bad?
Doc: Leg's fine. I was talking about your face.

Rico: [after saving Carmen after she crashlands on Klendathu] Expecting Prince Charming?
Ibanez: What? No white horse?

Rico: [after being given the order to complete a mission on Klendathu] What happened to "The Roughnecks never leave a man behind? "
Razak: That's the advantage of being the boss. You don't have to follow your own orders.

[Gossard climbs a mountain and plants a bomb]
Gossard: Okay idiot, now where do you shoot from?

Higgins: [after viewing a previous clip of Johnny Rico blaming T'Phai for Dizzy Flores's capture on Tesca Nemarosa] I am fired.
Higgins: [after viewing a clip of Dizzy asking Johnny Rico to go back to being a jerk] I am *SO* fired.

Rico: [when being on a retrieval ship after saving Echo Squad on Hydora] Diz, when we get back to the Valley Forge, you should take it easy. I'll pick up your meals and stuff.
Dizzy: Rico, when we get back to the Valley Forge, do me one big favor. Go back to being a jerk. I like you better that way.

Brutto: [while being partnered up with T'Phai on an ice planet] Three sunsets in two hours and I get stuck watching them with a seven-foot alien.
T'Phai: Then for you, too, the sunset is considered romantic.
Brutto: Don't get any ideas.

[Gossard has to cut one of the wires to restore power to the stasis tubes aboard the Valley Forge]
Gossard: What's your favorite color? Red or Blue?
Doc: I'm a doctor, not an electrician. Red!
[Gossard cuts the blue wire]
Doc: You cut the blue wire!
Gossard: [power to the stasis tubes goes back to normal] You're a doctor, not an electrician.

Gossard: [puts down tray of food] I give up. Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
Doc: Keep going.
Rico: You'd think that after two weeks of eating field rations we'd be offered something better than *this*...
Jenkins: Whatever *this* is.
Rico: LT, what the heck is this stuff?
Razak: Top secret Sergeant, but I believe it's code named to be mashed potatoes.

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Source: IMDB.com