Author’s Note: I must confess, I had a hard time deciding whether I should post this or not. This, like the title says, is just a bunch of random blabbing I came up with while playing W3:FT, and it’s mostly written during the mission load times (which, on my poor computer, were looooong…). So, read, have fun and review! And flames will be used to start a forest fire in southern Zimbabwe, so don’t send me any, OK?
Warcraft III – Frozen Throne
~ Random Blab~
>> Day One: The Beginning
>> Mission: Night Elf Sentinels 01: Rise of the Naga
>> Time: Waiting for a savegame to load
Tyrande: I’m hungry. When do we eat?
Maiev: Yeah!
Vasj: Totally hungry!
Tyrande & Maiev: *glare*
Vasj: …what?
Tyrande: Um… nothing. So did you Naga actually sleep for ten thousand years?
Vasj: Well… yeah…
Maiev: *sigh* Everyone seems to have an obsession with this number.
Tyrande & Vasj: Shut up Maiev.
Maiev: Hmph.
// My note: Yup, I have Maiev. I think that’s obvious :-)
>> Day Two: Return of the Dead Guys
>> Missions: Night Elf Sentinels 02: The Broken Isles to Night Elf Sentinels 06: Shards of the Alliance, plus the ‘Malfurion’s Vision’ interlude
>> Time: Can’t remember…
Vasj: I am NOT fat!
Illidan: *sob* You destroyed my base!
Maiev: You deserved it.
Tyrande: Come on, leave him alone. He is miserable enough already.
Furion: I’m jealous.
Cenarius: Grow up already.
Furion: Wait – you’re dead.
Cenarius: And I’ve come to haunt you? Get real.
Grom: But… but I killed you!
Cenarius: Oh yeah, I remember now. And hey, you’re dead, too!
Grom: I… am?
Thrall: Yes, and so is Mannoroth over there.
Mannoroth: You noticed me… bummer. No, wait… bah.
Tichondrius: That’s more like your character.
Illidan: Hey, you’re dead, too!
Tichondrius: Then Archimonde is dead as well?
Archimonde: I hate you.
Me: *sigh* Okay, any more dead guys who care to join us?
Antonidas: Yeah! Me!
King Terenas: Me too!
Lord Uther: Me three!
Muradin: Me four!
Mal’Ganis: You for what?
Random Killed Heroes: Hi!!!
Me: Well, I had to ask…
Tyrande: Way to go, ‘Deena.
Kael: Cat fight!!!
Me & Tyrande: Shut it Kael. Or else.
Kael: *doesn’t get it* Or else what?
Maiev: *sigh* Don’t you watch TV?
Kael: What’s TV?
Maiev: Argh…
Me: Could we please end this now? I really, really want to go to sleep…
*Silence*
Me: Thank you very much. G’night!
// My note: Quite long actually. I caught the taste to writing… err, nonsense like this, and I only finished when I looked at the clock and saw it was waaaay past midnight…
>> Day Three: The Happy End (?)
>> Missions: Night Elf Sentinels 07: The Ruins of Dalaran to the Grand Finale
>> Time: Just after the ending scene
Furion: So, that’s the happy end, huh. Everybody’s going home.
Tyrande: Yeah…
Furion: Boring…
Illidan: Well, actually, Maiev *is* chasing me…
Maiev: Bwah!
Furion. Oh O_o. Well, I…
Kael: Okay, our campaign. Time to kick ass.
Garithos: No way, you’re only here for support. Wax my boots.
Kael: But—
Garithos: Wax!!
Kael: *mutters* SoB… *loud* Okay, okay…
Vasj: Hey what about me? I only got to say two lines, and the NeS campaign is over! No fair…
Furion: Grow up Vasj.
// My note: I hate Garithos, too.
>> Day Four: A lil’ bit of romance never hurt anybody…
>> Missions: Human Alliance 01: Misconceptions & Human Alliance 02: A Dark Covenant
>> Time: Sometime between dinner and bedtime, I guess… *shrug*
Vasj: Hey, I said more lines!
Furion: I’m glad I’m out of the picture, this is turning nuts! :D
Tyrande: I’ll say… Flying sheep on fire?
Illidan: O_o
Kael: I hate Garithos. I mean, really, he isa jerk and all…
Vasj: And human.
Kael: Yeah. Nice pose by the way.
Vasj: Where?
Kael: Then, in the swamp.
Vasj: …oh.
Tyrande: Love is in the air…
Maiev: O_o
// My note: Flaming sheep on fire… O.o Actually, this IS a scene from the game, when you unlock a secret tower defense level – which, by the way, I never did finish.
>> Day Five: Déja-vu…
>> Missions: Human Alliance 03: The Dungeons of Dalaran to Interlude – Illidan’s Task
>> Time: After ‘The Search for Illidan’, while waiting for the next mission to load
Vasj: …b*tch…
Kael: If you’re talking about Maiev, I agree.
Maiev: Shut it, he deserved to be caged!
Vasj: …did NOT!
Kael: Anyways, how many times did you kill me?
Maiev: *thinks* Umm… three or four times, I think?
Kael: I thought so. I hate you, you know.
Maiev: Yeah, I hate you, too.
Kael: BUT – we got to be in a secret level, and you didn’t! Nyah!
Maiev: I hate you!
Illidan: *mutters* Déja-vu…
// My note: ‘The Search for Illidan’ is one of my favorite missions in W3FT!!
>> Day Six: Gets’er every time!
>> Missions: Human Alliance 06: Gates of the Abyss to Finale – Kil’Jaeden’s Command
>> Time: After the ‘Grand Finale’
Maiev: …chicken!
Illidan: I am NOT!
Maiev: Are TO!
Illidan: Are NOT!
Maiev: Are TO!
Illidan: Are TO!
Maiev: Are NOT!
Illidan: Bwah!
Maiev: … I hate you!!
Illidan: Yeah, well, I hate you, too!!
Furion: The never-ending story that never ends… *sigh*
Vasj: *sarcastically* Well, that was brilliant.
Furion: *shrug*
// My note: Okay, time for the not-so-dead-guys… no more Naga… *sniff*
>> Day Seven: The Not-So-Dead-Guys
>> Missions: Undead Scourge 01: King Arthas to Interlude: Sylvannas’ farewell
>> Time: Dunno
Kel’Thuzad: So, ‘Deena is my apprentice and the Lady of Darkness…?
Illidan: Queen of the Scourge O_o
Arthas: I’m staying out of this.
Detheroc: This woman is no match for us!
Me: …I’m not a woman.
Detheroc: Oh?
Maiev: She’s virgin.
Me: I’ll get you for that.
Maiev: Really.
Illidan: Now you’ve made a taste of what I’ve been through for the past ten thousand years.
Me: Um…
Furion: Here we go again… +_+
// My note: Most of this refers to another fic I wrote called ‘Lady of Darkness’, and which I’ll probably never post anywhere… yup, I wrote it for me and me alone. Oh, and for my hamster, who’s waving happily at me from his bowl. Yeah.
>> Day Eight: Strike of the Evil Schooldays
>> Missions: Undead Scourge 03: The Dark Lady (not finished)
>> Time: Before bedtime
Sylvannas: Stupid dreadlord… and stupid undead that won’t follow my command… damn humans… I hate the world.
Tyrande: Give it a rest already; we don’t feel so good, and you’re only making it worse.
Maiev: Think about Furion…
Sylvannas: Well, you think about him… while I grumble on…
Tyrande: *sighs and goes back to reading*
Vasj: ‘Deena, are you through with that fic you were s’pposed to write?
Me: No, not really… I’ll finish it in the morning, right now I’m too tired to care…
Vasj: Okay, g’night.
Me: G’night.
Everyone else: G’night.
Me: *sleepy* Good think it’s not ‘knight’!
Jaina: Arthas lol.
Me: Shut up.
Jaina: ^_^ G’night.
Me: *sigh…*
Tyrande: *rolls eyes*
// My note: This is where school kicked in – therefore, I had no time to play anymore. I hate school. Really, I do.
>> Day Nine: Practice makes perfect
>> Missions: Undead Scourge 03: The Dark Lady
>> Time: During math homework… I got bored… ^_^
Tyrande: I’m beat.
Maiev: So am I… and this was just…
Vasj: A taste of things to come. I told you we should’ve stayed in Outland.
Maiev: What a *joyful* place, Vasj. Really.
Vasj: At least it was ours.
Me: And they could have improved it, like plant a few trees and stuff…
Vasj: But nooo…
Jaina: Oh, would you people stop it already? Some of us are trying to sleep!
Sylvannas: In broad daylight.
Tyrande: It’s getting crowded here.
Me: True, true…
Tydande: Thank you.
// My note: Allusion to the second school day – which was a disaster by definition. Stupid pop quizzes…
>> Day Ten: Take a break!
>> Missions: None
>> Time: Can’t remember
Sylvannas: No mission::: *sob*
Tyrande: Illidan gets to live for another day.
Maiev: Pitty…
Me: Hey!
Maiev: Oh… sorry, ‘Deena, but… you know…
Tyrande: She means, ‘Please don’t hurt me’.
Me: Yeah, yeah… I know he’ll die eventually… *shiff*
Maiev: *sarcastically* You’re breaking my heart.
// My note: Allusion to the undead campaign ending… *sniff*
>> Day Eleven: Back in business
>> Missions: Undead Scourge 04: Return to Northrend
>> Time: Eh?
Maiev: What, Illidan isn’t dead yet?
Me: No. Ha!
Maiev: *sigh* Well, if not today, then most certainly tomorrow~
Me: Let’s hope not.
Maiev: Wow, you really do like him!
Me: DUH, hello, Sherlock! What took you?
Maiev: I don’t believe it… O_o…
// My note: Erm… what was I s’pposed to write here?
>> Day Twelve: The bigger fools they are…
>> Missions: Undead Scourge 05: Dreadlord’s Fall
>> Time: While playing…
Maiev: Okay, this is really getting stupid.
Tyrande: Well, just two or three missions…
Sylvannas: Arthas included…
Tyrande: Um… yes… and him…
Me: *sniff*
Tyrande: And then…
Maiev: Bwahahahaha!!
Me: I swear, I’ll write you into a romance fic with Barney!
Maiev: You wouldn’t!
Me: *evil grin*
Vasj: Here you go! *brings me a pen, paper and a coffee*
Me: Thanks, hun. So… "One day, Barney was walking happily down the street…"
Maiev: *glowers*
// My note: Slow progress, yes… but progress nonetheless!
>> Day Thirteen: The Grand Finalle… *sniff*
>> Missions: All the way from US06 to the end!
>> Time: Right after I finished the game!
Maiev: Finally!
Me: Arthas cheated.
Maiev: Did not.
Me: Did too.
Maiev: Did not.
Arthas: Did not.
Me: Yes you did. You had a giant bug to help you. Illidan didn’t.
Anub’Arak: Hey! *makes a hurt face*
Arthas: Least you recall, it was you at the other end of the keyboard.
Acolyte: And the mouse, don’t forget the mouse!
Arthas: Um… yeah. Wait… how many times must I tell you, DON’T INTERUPT ME WHEN I SPEAK! Go sacrifice yourself!
Acolyte: Fine! Sheesh…
Arthas: You do get the point, right?
Me: Yes. Therefore, I’ll write you into a romance ‘fic with a furbolg because you pointed out what was already obvious.
Arthas: That’s no reason for--
Me: No, but I’m the Authoress, and you killed Illidan. So there.
Arthas: No fair!
Me: Yeah, I know. Bwahahahahaaa!!
// My note: How’s THAT for a happy ending? Bwah!