The Fellowship of the Fanfic Writers!
by Odeena Sabnach
Interlude: 100!
Real life (or something)...
Odeena: *is writing the next chapter of 'The Fellowship of the Fanfic Writers!', listening to Sepultura and humming* Roots, bloody roots...
?: Knock, knock!
Odeena: Who's there?
?: Merry!
Odeena: Merry who?
Merry: *climbs in through the Legolas-shaped hole in the door that the elf made in the first interlude of the ficcie* Merry Brandybuck, how many other Merrys are there?
Odeena: *sigh* Doesn't anyone know the 'Merry Christmas' line...?
Merry: *utterly confused* Christmas...?
Odeena: Nope, nobody knows it. So, what do you want?
Merry: Well, I came to congratulate you. Way to go!
Odeena: *arches an eyebrow, much like Elrond does* Congratulate me for...?
Merry: ...you mean you don't know?
Odeena: Know what?
Merry: Come on, you really don't know?
Odeena: What? Know what?
Haldir: *peeks in through the hole in the door* Way to go, girl!
Boromir: *shoves Haldir aside, and then rushes in* Most sincere congratulations! I always knew you could do it! You rule!
Odeena: Do what?
Boromir: *raves on* You know, from the very first fic I read from you, I said to myself, 'This girl has talent'! And now you've proven it!
Saruman: *teleports in* Congratulations, child! I am very proud of you!
Gimli: *opens the door and slams it just as Legolas is trying to get in the room as well* Congratulations!
Legolas: *muffled* ... my nose...
Gollum: *jumps through the hole in the door, crashes into Gimli's feet and knocks himself out*
Sam: *tries desperately to fit through the hole in the door and ends up getting stuck* Congratulations, Odeena... eh... could somebody please help me?
Aragorn: *climbs through the window* What IS going on here? Oh, and by the way, Odeena, congratulations.
Odeena: What the heck is everybody talking about?
Legolas: *opens the door* Odeena, have you heard--
Sam: LOOK OUT! *his head bangs against the wall, and the impact is so strong that it throws him through the hole and into the room* Ow...
Legolas: Eh... sorry about that...
Faramir: *runs in* Congratulat-- *trips over Sam* --aaah! *falls over Gollum, who has just regained consciousness*
Gollum: Preciouss... *faints again*
Elrond: *ceremoniously walks in, steps over Sam, Faramir and Gollum and shakes Odeena's hand* Congratulations, my child.
Odeena: ...I won't even bother to ask what for, since it seems that nobody wants to tell me...
Arwen: *runs in, trips over the sleeves of her dress, falls through the floor and into the basement, which is actually the lair of an elf-eating demon* Aaah! *gets eaten*
Eowyn: *pets the demon* Good boy, Fluffy. Here's a cookie.
Fluffy: Cookie... *purrr*
Odeena: *pathetically* Okay, will somebody please tell me what the hell are you congratulating me about?
* Everyone stops whatever they were doing and stare at Odeena*
Legolas: You mean you don't know?
Odeena: *throws him an 'I'm-gonna-bite-your-head-off' look* No, I don't know.
Legolas: 'The Fellowship of the Fanfic Writers!' just went over 100 reviews!
Odeena: *chokes* What...?
Gandalf: He said, 'The Fellowship of the Fanfic Writers!' just went over 100 reviews. Congratulations.
Odeena: Oh... my... gosh... *faints*
Gandalf: *glares at Legolas* I told you to break it to her gently...
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Author's Note: This interlude is written in honor of the fact that The Fellowship of the Fanfic Writers got over 100 reviews! (and has 104 reviews at the moment!). It's pure randomness, so I hope you like it! I'm going to Italy for the next ten days, so this story won't be updated for a while... but fear not! I shall return, and with lots of new ideas, too! ^_^ On other news, me and ApocalypticPyro began a Prequel to the Green Dragon Party interlude, which you can find under the penname 'The Fellowship Reincarnate'. Go see! And now for the review responses... *huggies all her reviewers* I wuv you guys!