LoK: Lifestyle

 

by Odeena Sabnach

 

~ Chapter 4: The babysitter ~

 

// Fade in…

 

Kain (voice): Thanks for wanting to stay with the kids while I go to that job interview.

 

?: It's no problem, really. I love kids. Especially vampire kids.

 

Kain: Does that mean you're a pedophile?

 

?: Umm, no, what makes you say that?

 

Kain: Nothing, just my twisted sense of humor. *chuckles*

 

?: Oh. Right.

 

Kain: *cough* Anyway, just keep them from killing each other, and by all means don't let them play Blood Omen or Blood Omen II on the playstation.

 

?: You got the original Blood Omen? Cool--err, I mean, sure. Hey listen, got any beer around here?

 

Kain: Yeah, it's in a hidden cupboard in the kitchen, under the sink.

 

?: You keep your beer there? Weird...

 

Kain: Well, I can't risk my sons getting to it now, can I?

 

?: Why n--I mean, whatever you say. So what's this job you're up for anyway?

 

Kain: Dragon Star Security Agency is looking tall, handsome and muscly men for being security agents.

 

?: Really? To secure what?

 

Kain: I don't know yet. Anyway... shit, look at the time! Gotta run! Have fun!

 

?: *chuckles* Of course I will... Bye!

 

Kain: Bye! *door slams*

 

Dumah: *who had been eavesdropping the whole time* I got a bad feeling about this...

 

Raziel: For once, you and I agree on something. I got a bad feeling about it, too. That voice seems hauntingly familiar...

 

Melchiah: Well, we'll find out who it is soon enough...

 

*Living room door opens, and in comes - Vorador!*

 

Vorador: Hi guys! Kain asked me to baby-sit you while he's out looking for a job, so I guess we'll have several hours to have fun together!

 

Raziel: *bangs his head on the wall* This is not happening...

 

 

 

 

~ To be continued ~