Author's note: The hardest part was typing this whole thing :) anyway, I love chatting, and I'm sure most of you people out there do. So I proudly present...

Chatterz

by Odeena Sabnach

Lately, the Sm!leChat has become very popular among the guys. Sometimes, we spent whole nights chatting.The fun part was figuring out who was who, and it wasn't an easy job, since the nicknames used were one crazier than the other. Sm!le chat could only offer a common chat room so far, and DB and I were currently working on a private chat engine. You can't immagine the chaos that occured when over twenty 'bots were in at the same time...

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**Connecting to server

**Checking ID

**You are now talking in #thearea

**topic is ''Kids, don't believe in Santa'', set by moon5

<da'zboo> anyone else alive down there?

<da'zboo> I'm waiting....

<da'zboo> ......

<moon5> *I*'m online. Who wants to know??

<da'zboo> Da'Zboo, emmisary of the Other World

<da'zboo> lolz

<moon5> oookay... Rattrap?

<da'zboo> nope

<da'zboo> try again

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<dj_smash> re all

<da'zboo> re dj_smash

<moon5> hi

<dj_smash> what's shakin'?

<moon5> chattin'

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<moon5> Cheets, right?

<niceguy> No, no, I am Silverbolt!

<da'zboo> she wasn't talking to you

<dj_smash> yeah, but don't tell :)

<da'zboo> dummy

<dj_smash> serena?

<moon5> uh-huh

<da'zboo> serena?

<da'zboo> great

<moon5> dua??

<moon5> prime

<moon5> |:-|

<dj_smash> cool it, girls

<niceguy> Has anyone seen my beloved?

<moon5> nope

<dj_smash> nah

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<dj_smash> hey Serena, nice goin' today with Tarantulas and that cream pie :)))

<redflame> Hi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i!!!

**redflame has changed topic to ''Kids, don't believe in Primal!'

<xterminator> yeesh, my computer screen exploded!

<xterminator> really

<da'zboo> mine too :)

<moon5> thx Cheetor

<niceguy> What did she do?

<dj_smash> she planted a nice cream pie in Tarry's face

<dj_smash> only it was some of Thaliana's sticky cream :))))

<redflame> *that* stuff?

<redflame> ouch

<redflame> nice one Serena!

<da'zboo> love is in the air

<da'zboo> *evil grin*

<xterminator> I second that

<dj_smash> dua, you're in *serious* trouble

**dj_smash is away: "I'm going to kick dua's butt"

<xterminator> watch out dua!

<da'zboo> oh, I am *so* scared

<da'zboo> NOT!! :)

<moon5> cheets

<moon5>?

<redflame> 2late4u

<moon5> I HATE U!!

<redflame> I HATE U2!!

<moon5> not you

<moon5> stupid

<xterminator> I wouldn't do that if I were you

<da'zboo> I'll say

<da'zboo> is redflame who I think he/she is?

<redflame> who're ya callin' stupid??

<moon5> you, stupid

<redflame> oh yeah? well *you're* stupid

<moon5> no you're stupid

<redflame> no *you're* stupid

<xterminator> oh brother

<xterminator> this won't end well

<da'zboo> I second that

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<redflame> who the heck are you anyway?

<niceguy> Silverbolt

<redflame> not you idiot

<rockyVI> FOR THE ROYALTY!!!!!!

<moon5> Inferno!

<redflame> umm, nope, rockyVI is Inferno

<moon5> no, I thought *you* were Inferno

<xterminator> tough luck

<xterminator> you just pissed Thalia off

<da'zboo> *bad* thing to do

<moon5> uh-oh

<moon5> sowee

<redflame> s'okay

<rockyVI> ROYALTY!!!!

<moon5> can it will you

**moon5 has kicked rockyVI from #thearea: "I've done you all a favour"

<da'zboo> nice going

<niceguy> I cannot find Black Arachnia anywhere!

<xterminator> maybe she went out with Rattrap!

<xterminator> wouldn't we be surprised

<moon5> DUH

<da'zboo> they'd make a nice couple

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<niceguy> oh YEAH??

**niceguy has kicked da'zboo from #thearea: "Anyone else want some??"

<rockyVI> BURRRRRNNN!!!

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<da'zboo> *that* wasn't nice

**da'zboo has kicked niceguy from #thearea: "Go shoot yourself!

<jackie_chan> re everyone

<da'zboo> re DB

<da'zboo> ...right?

<jackie_chan> you got me

<jackie_chan> :)

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<moon5> re Tigatron

<jackie_chan> tigatron??

<redflame> wouldn't have guessed *that*

<smiley> hi

<da'zboo> hold on, I think I hear someone coming...

<da'zboo> oh sh*t, it's Cheetor

**da'zboo is away: "Be right back everyone"

<rockyVI> FOR THE COLONY!!!!!

<moon5> yeesh

**moon5 has kicked rockyVI from #thearea: "And STAY out!"

<jackie_chan> I'm going to help Dua

**jackie_chan is away: "DIE CHEETOR!!"

<moon5> can you say, romance?

<xterminator> uh-huh

<smiley> they make a nice couple

<smiley> :)

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<moon5> *sigh*

<moon5> not again

<titanic> re all

<smiley> hi

**redflame has kicked rockyVI from #thearea: "For cryin' out loud..."

<xterminator> I'm going, it's one in the morning and Optimus is on duty tomorrow morning

<moon5> the ape?!?!

<moon5> oh slag

<redflame> I'll say

<smiley> um, guys...?

<redflame> DIE OPTIMUS!!!

<xterminator> YEAH!

<titanic> loolz

<titanic> you guys really think so...?

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<moon5> slaggin'...

**moon5 has kicked rockyVI from #thearea: "Alright already, who's for banning the guy?"

**titanic has banned rockyVI from #thearea: "That better?"

<moon5> thanx

<moon5> anyway...

<moon5> where were we?

<smiley> guys...

<moon5> DIE OPTIMUS!!!!

<redflame> 2x

<titanic> alright then, tomorrow morning everyone gets up at four instead of five ;)

<redflame> wait a minute...

<redflame> you're...

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<xterminator> Optimus??

<titanic> except no immitation

<titanic> :)

<xterminator> umm, bye!

**xterminator has left #thearea

<smiley> looks like it's just you and me

<titanic> what, am I *that* scary? :)

<moon5> yeah!

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<titanic> whoops, there was someone else

<titanic> anyway...

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<da'zboo> I'm back everyone!!

<da'zboo> ...where is everyone?

<smiley> hi! are you OK?

<da'zboo> uhm, yeah

<da'zboo> who's Leonardo DiCaprio here?

<titanic> loolz

<titanic> Optimus' the name, leadin's my game :)

<da'zboo> oh hi

**dj_smash is back

<dj_smash> dua where the heck are you??

<titanic> cheetor?

<da'zboo> nas ne dagonyat!

<dj_smash> yeah

<dh_smash> what?

<da'zboo> that's russian for 'not gonna get me'

<da'zboo> :)

<da'zboo> doesn't anyone like t.A.T.u.?

<titanic> eww

<smiley> I second that

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<alienn> umm, guys? what's Silverbolt doing in the corridor in stasis lock?

<titanic> WHAT? WHERE? WHO IS THIS?

<alienn> Rhinox

<alienn> cool it

<alienn> I took him to CR

<titanic> no-one would happen to know anything about this now, would you?

<titanic> ...okay

<titanic> I'm going to check things out

**titanic has left #thearea

<smiley> I'm going to sleep

<da'zboo> looks like DB exagerated a bit :)

<da'zboo> already?

<smiley> it's two in the morning!

<smiley> bye all

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<dj_smash> I'm going too

<dj_smash> 'night

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<da'zboo> alone again

<da'zboo> naturally

<da'zboo> wait, that was BM Nightscream's quote... nevermind

**jackie_chan is back

<jackie_chan> dua you're safe now

<jackie_chan> :)

<da'zboo> umm, thanks :)

<jackie_chan> :)

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<warlord> THE PREDS ARE IN THE HOUSE!!!

<hannibal> TEHAHEHEHEHEHAHEHEHEHAHE!!!

<da_ruler> OH YEAH! PREDS RULE!!!

<da'zboo> Hi everyone!!!

<jackie_chan> talk about making an entry :)

<cool_guy> anyone want to chat with wazzpy?

<hannibal> tehehehehe

<bugboy> whats so funnytraitor ?

<bugboy> i Will tell megatron ,!

<da'zboo> who the heck is this guy??

<warlord> isn't it obvious?

<da_ruler> who's the most idiotic dude around here?

<jackie_chan> Skorpinok?

<warlord> right on

<warlord> anyway, who's who?

<da'zboo> dua here

<jackie_chan> DB here

<warlord> Okay, we're...

<da_ruler> No you idiot! don't tell our names!

<cool_guy> nobody want to chat with wasspy?

<warlord> *what* did you call me?

<da_ruler> IDIOT!!!

<warlord> hold on a second

**warlord is away: "I'm going to feast upon Terrosaur's spark, be right back"

<da'zboo> uh-oh

<jackie_chan> better go hide, Terrosaur

<da_ruler> I will!

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<cool_guy> nobody want to chat, wazzpy sad

<bugboy> ure an IDiot

<cool_guy> look who talkz

<da'zboo> nice one Waspy!

<hannibal> hehe, Dua and Waspy, sitting in a tree, tehahehe

<da'zboo> you'll be sorry for this!

<jackie_chan> yeah

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<dinobutt> COME SEE MEGA-EGO TALKING TA HIS RUBBER DUCKY LIVE ON WEBCAM!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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<da'zboo> ...who the heck was *that* guy?

<hannibal> tehehe, three to one it was Dinobot, tehehehe

<hannibal> I'm going to, tehehe, take a look, tehahehehe

**hannibal is away

<jackie_chan> wouldn't have guessed.

<cool_guy> wazzpy want to see too!

**cool_guy is away

<bugboy> i'LL TELL MEGATRON1

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<da'zboo> let's take a look...

<jackie_chan> hold on, I'm connecting.....

**warlord is back

<warlord> he escaped the darn creep

<warlord> what's shakin'?

<da'zboo> '<dinobutt> COME SEE MEGA-EGO TALKING TA HIS RUBBER DUCKY LIVE ON WEBCAM!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!'

<warlord> ooh

<jackie_chan> OH DEAR PRIMUS, THIS IS DEMENTIAL :))))))))

<da'zboo> I'll say muahahahahaha!!!

<warlord> 'I love you, yesss', Megatron said to his ducky

<warlord> MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

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<da_ruler> Is Rampage away?

<warlord> I will get you!!!

**warlord is away: "This time I mean it!"

<da_ruler> uh-oh

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<jackie_chan> yeah

<jackie_chan> right

**hannibal is back

<hannibal> wow

<hannibal> that was so much fun to watch hehehe

<da'zboo> yeah I'll say

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<~survivor> where's X?

<da'zboo> went off to slaughter Terrosaur

<~survivor> oh slag, I've got to stop him!

**survivor is away: "For justice! ...or was it revenge? Slagit!"

<jackie_chan> :)

<da'zboo> tarry, where's waspinator?

<hannibal> he's sleeping, hehehe

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<alienn> alright, *now* what happened to Waspinator? why is he in the canteen and wrapped in a green web?

<da'zboo> sleeping... without half his mech. fluid?

<hannibal> tehehehehe...

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<alienn> ...right

<alienn> tarantulas

<alienn> I'm going to tell Optimus

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<sweet4u> good morning everybody!

<sweet4u> Bowser, are you here?

<jackie_chan> hold on!

<jackie_chan> morning??

<sweet4u> yeah

<sweet4u> the ape just passed by here

<da'zboo> and I haven't slept at all!

<da'zboo> slagit

<sweet4u> so, again...

<da'zboo> who, Silverbolt? Oh, he's in a CR tank, DB kicked his @$$

<sweet4u> WHAT??

<da'zboo> well, I'll be going now

<da'zboo> bye

<jackie_chan> bye

<sweet4u> bye, I'm goint too... DB, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!

**sweet4u has left #thearea

<jackie_chan> yeah, I'll bet

<jackie_chan> :)

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<da'zboo> yeah, bye... *big yawn* I hate Optimus.

**Disconnected from #thearea